1 00:00:41,543 --> 00:00:44,879 DISCLAIMER: THIS FILM HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RELATION TO JAMES BOND 007. 2 00:00:44,963 --> 00:00:46,548 ANY SIMILARITY IS COINCIDENTAL. 3 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:03,189 PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY SHENYANG MILITARY REGION AIR FORCE BASE 4 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,316 Open the gate! 5 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,962 EXTRA STRONG PHALLUS PILLS 6 00:01:48,735 --> 00:01:52,238 NO FIRE ZONE SIXTH WAREHOUSE OF EASTERN REGION 7 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,042 TO HAVE DISCIPLINE IS TO HAVE CIVILITY 8 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:15,386 ESTABLISH A MODERN MILITARY 9 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:18,097 Open the container. 10 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:46,000 The look on your face! 11 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:49,963 A fuss over nothing... 12 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,426 Where's the skull?! Huh?! 13 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:56,803 Tell me! 14 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,055 Don't just stand there! Find it! 15 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:01,599 - Get a move on! Go! - Yes, Sir! 16 00:03:07,939 --> 00:03:09,190 HEXING SINO-FOREIGN CONTAINER WAREHOUSE 17 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:22,412 HAPPILY GO TO WORK FOR THE COUNTRY TO MERRILY COME 18 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:06,456 Little more! Slowly! Easy, easy...! 19 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:07,999 Be careful, alright?! 20 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,585 Little more! Slowly. 21 00:04:11,503 --> 00:04:14,214 Move the dinosaur skull to the other container. 22 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:17,133 - We set out at once! - Understood! 23 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:21,614 Double-Oh Too calling HQ. Do you copy? 24 00:05:21,698 --> 00:05:23,199 Double-Oh Too, are you alright? 25 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:27,161 Dinosaur skull is intact. All hostiles have been eliminated. 26 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:29,956 - Report your location. - Location is the Taiyuan area. 27 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:40,133 Aren't you a brave one, killing so many of my men? 28 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:46,139 You want to kill me with that toy gun of yours? 29 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:49,601 Boy... let me show you a real gun! 30 00:05:58,318 --> 00:06:00,570 Oh, dear! I wasted a bullet. 31 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:03,907 If you have anything else up your sleeve, now's the time! 32 00:06:24,761 --> 00:06:27,597 Double Oh-Too, you alright?! Double Oh-Too, do you copy?! 33 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,432 - I've been ambushed! - By who?! 34 00:06:29,766 --> 00:06:32,352 Don't know! He's in a suit of impenetrable armour! 35 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,690 He also has a gold gun! 36 00:06:37,774 --> 00:06:39,859 I've never seen such firepower! 37 00:06:40,485 --> 00:06:42,529 Send backup now! Send back-- 38 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:56,042 Double-Oh Too?! Double Oh-Too?! What happened?! 39 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:59,504 Double-Oh Too, do you copy?! Double-Oh Too?! 40 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:14,394 Premier, regarding the dinosaur skull, there are currently no major leads. 41 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:19,482 However, this ministry's top spies are pretty much all dead already, 42 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:22,443 so the investigation is proving somewhat difficult. 43 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:24,654 The skull is a grade-one national treasure! 44 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:26,114 Get it back no matter what! 45 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:29,492 Yes, Premier! I spare no effort to retrieve our national treasure! 46 00:07:29,576 --> 00:07:31,411 - Get it back! - Yes, Sir! 47 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:38,042 - Guards? - Sir? 48 00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:39,294 What are those? 49 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:42,297 Reporting! These old documents are over ten years old. 50 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:43,631 They're being destroyed. 51 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:45,508 - Hold on. - Yes, Sir! 52 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,011 MINISTRY OF STATE SECURITY AGENT FILE 007 53 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,599 Why is an agent's personnel file here? 54 00:07:52,682 --> 00:07:56,269 He is mentally and physically deficient, a reserve agent. 55 00:07:56,811 --> 00:07:58,396 No! 56 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:02,400 He's the descendent of a martyr. Sound politics, absolutely reliable. 57 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,652 Very well. Let's send him in. 58 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:06,863 NAME: DOUBLE-OH SEVIN HUKOU NUMBER: AK47007 59 00:08:09,991 --> 00:08:11,284 RESERVE 60 00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:21,044 CHARLES HEUNG and JIMMY HEUNG presents 61 00:08:24,881 --> 00:08:28,051 Associate Producer: JIMMY LAW 62 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:31,304 Production Supervisor: SHIRLEY LAU 63 00:08:35,183 --> 00:08:38,561 Art Director: JASON MOK Costume Designer: SHIRLEY CHAN 64 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:42,565 Production Manager: CONNIE WONG Music: WU WAI-LAP 65 00:08:42,857 --> 00:08:46,236 Action Director: POON KIN-KWAN Cinematography: LEE KIN-KEUNG 66 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:29,529 Screenplay: ROMAN CHEUNG, VINCENT KOK, LEE LIK-CHI, STEPHEN CHOW 67 00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:33,575 Starring: STEPHEN CHOW, ANITA YUEN 68 00:09:36,494 --> 00:09:38,580 Co-starring: WONG KAM-KONG, LAW KAR-YING, JOE CHENG 69 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:39,831 Guest Starring: PAULINE CHAN 70 00:09:40,415 --> 00:09:43,543 Director: LEE LIK-CHI, STEPHEN CHOW 71 00:10:15,992 --> 00:10:20,163 FROM BEIJING WITH LOVE 72 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:39,474 You thought you could hide here and I wouldn't find you? It's pointless! 73 00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:41,142 No matter where you are, 74 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:44,479 a man as remarkable as you will be as a firefly in darkest black, 75 00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:46,856 so dazzling, so brilliant. 76 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,526 Your melancholy gaze... 77 00:10:50,443 --> 00:10:51,819 sorrowful stubble... 78 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:55,323 magnificent skills with a blade... 79 00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:57,784 and glass of dry Martini... 80 00:10:58,368 --> 00:11:00,828 all betray your true self. 81 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:05,708 However, as remarkable as you may be, ultimately, rules are rules. 82 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:09,420 No matter what... you need to settle last night's bill. 83 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:10,672 Whores aren't free! 84 00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:14,384 And here I thought our relationship was built on emotions. 85 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:17,971 To think... it was only business. 86 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:19,931 You still need to pay for emotions! 87 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:23,101 I understand. If I had any money, I'd have paid you. 88 00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:27,856 People have been going vegetarian lately. Business is slow. How about this? 89 00:11:27,939 --> 00:11:30,108 Take some pork as collateral for now. 90 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:32,652 C'mon, it'll make do. Thanks. 91 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:35,029 You're a real piece of work! You'll get yours! 92 00:11:35,113 --> 00:11:37,824 If you're interested, how about getting some tonight? 93 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:42,453 Your loss. 94 00:11:44,998 --> 00:11:48,376 What?! The pork bloke won't pay?! I'll get some guys to beat him! 95 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:50,712 Forget it. After all... 96 00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:56,009 he's a one of a kind, graceful and dapper pork bloke. 97 00:12:05,185 --> 00:12:08,313 'I have strength to pluck mountains, my mettle consumes all'! 98 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:14,444 'But, alas, in such hard times, Piebald's gallop now a crawl'! 99 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:15,737 Sevin. 100 00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:18,615 Vinci! 101 00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:22,285 I do hope you'll address me by my full name: Da Vinci. 102 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,037 No problem, Vinci. 103 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,039 - Thank you! You're welcome, Vinci! 104 00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:28,249 Your country finally has a mission for you. 105 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:30,460 Really...? 106 00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:33,963 So they finally need me, huh?! 107 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,018 How are you, Rose? 108 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:49,896 It's been ten years, but you're still so beautiful. 109 00:12:49,979 --> 00:12:51,689 I'm not Rose from ten years ago. 110 00:12:51,773 --> 00:12:53,566 She passed away last year. 111 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:55,568 I'm her daughter Azalea. 112 00:12:56,486 --> 00:12:57,820 Such a big girl already! 113 00:12:57,904 --> 00:12:59,531 Come! Let Uncle give you a hug! 114 00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:03,284 Not now! The commander's been waiting for you. 115 00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:06,162 Go inside first. 116 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:08,248 - Sure. Uncle will be right back. - Okay. 117 00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,671 Boil some soup with the pork liver. 118 00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:16,214 Good for circulation. 119 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:22,762 It's been too long since you've been back! You forgot about the glass door. 120 00:13:36,901 --> 00:13:38,027 Commander! 121 00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:41,030 - Double-Oh Sevin, you're here? - I am. 122 00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:43,575 There's no smoking! 123 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:48,663 Weapons aren't allowed! 124 00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:51,875 Uh-uh! Sorry. A swordsman never parts from his blade. 125 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,126 Leave it. 126 00:13:54,878 --> 00:13:56,087 'Swordsman'? 127 00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:59,716 - I thought my country forgot about me. - Of course not! 128 00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:03,136 Even a piece of toilet paper or a pair of underwear has its uses. 129 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,512 A perfect analogy. 130 00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:07,182 I'm already prepared to take on any task. 131 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:08,308 Good! 132 00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:09,517 As the saying goes: 133 00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:12,854 'Raise an army for a thousand days, deploy it for but an hour.' 134 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:16,065 We recently discovered the world's largest dinosaur fossil. 135 00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:18,943 However, the skull has gone missing. 136 00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:23,031 The identity of the thief is indeed a mystery. 137 00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:28,119 Uh... All we know is he uses an all-powerful gold gun, 138 00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:31,748 and wears a suit of impenetrable armour. 139 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,834 Given this is a priceless national treasure, 140 00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:37,921 we suspect Hong Kong's Smuggler King Lai Yau-Wai is involved, 141 00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:39,839 so we're sending you to investigate. 142 00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,716 So have you seen Jurassic Pork? 143 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:44,344 - No. I've seen Jurassic Park. - Right, 'Park'... 144 00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:48,973 Is our dinosaur the sneaking around one or the raahh one? 145 00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:51,184 It's the raahh one. 146 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,436 Hey, that one's cruel and bites kiddies. 147 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,397 - No...! The Chinese one would never! - That's true... 148 00:14:56,481 --> 00:15:00,568 We called in your quartermaster from ten years ago to act as your support. 149 00:15:00,652 --> 00:15:02,111 Oi, Vinci?! 150 00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:06,491 Commander... it's Da Vinci. 151 00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:08,493 Vinci! How've you been, Vinci?! 152 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:12,288 I've recently invented some new things. I believe they'll be of use to you. 153 00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:14,082 A torch? 154 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:16,918 Wrong! This is no ordinary torch. 155 00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,754 This is the batteryless Solar Torch. 156 00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:22,131 When there's a light source, it will light up. 157 00:15:22,215 --> 00:15:23,466 So if there's no light... 158 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,385 It absolutely will not light up! 159 00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:29,430 - Can it light up when it's dark? - Good question! Turn off the lights. 160 00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:31,099 Yes, Sir! 161 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:35,436 Simply take out another torch to shine on it... 162 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,188 and it will light up. 163 00:15:37,272 --> 00:15:38,565 See? 164 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:40,024 What did I tell ya...?! 165 00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:41,818 - Turn on the lights. - Yes, Sir! 166 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,821 This is a pretty creative invention, huh? 167 00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:47,073 Now, everyone look at that guard over there. 168 00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:50,034 I'll pretend he's the Man with the Golden Gun. 169 00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:12,807 This is the Superspy Stool. 170 00:16:12,891 --> 00:16:16,811 It's used for sitting for long periods while observing the enemy. 171 00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:18,938 You scared yet? 172 00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:24,360 See? He's scared, right? What did I tell ya...?! 173 00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,821 - This is a pretty awesome invention. - Not bad. 174 00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:30,700 I'm also researching how to combine ten deadly weapons into one: 175 00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:32,535 the Super Weaponator! 176 00:16:32,619 --> 00:16:34,704 - If I can crack it-- - Uh... Vinci? 177 00:16:34,871 --> 00:16:37,290 We can continue this in my office. 178 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:41,127 Sevin, so have you been a butcher these past ten years? 179 00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:42,879 A sorrowful butcher to be exact. 180 00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:45,131 Have I not been an ill-fated greengrocer? 181 00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:49,802 Luckily, I'm engaged in research part time at the Central Psychiatric Institute. 182 00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:52,263 - What does that involve? - Being researched on. 183 00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:55,808 Not bad. 184 00:16:57,644 --> 00:16:59,395 Double-Oh Sevin, you must remember: 185 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:02,357 the dinosaur skull represents the dignity of our country! 186 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,943 It cannot end up in the hands of foreigners. 187 00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:08,071 During your investigation, protect your identity at all costs. 188 00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:12,200 The Man with the Golden Gun's identity is extremely mysterious. 189 00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:16,371 What's more, he's heartless and ruthless! Your life will be in peril at all times. 190 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:18,623 Double-Oh Sevin, any questions? 191 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:20,875 - Can I sit this one out? - No! 192 00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:23,294 You'll be setting off early tomorrow. 193 00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:25,421 Someone will make contact in Hong Kong. 194 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:26,965 Yes, Sir. 195 00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:29,092 - Is there anything else? - No. 196 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,179 I'm personally sponsoring you 200 Yuan. 197 00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:37,141 Buy some nice clothes for the trip. Don't have our country lose face! 198 00:17:37,851 --> 00:17:38,852 Vinci? 199 00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:43,147 Get me a milk tea. Don't forget the change. 200 00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:46,442 - Yes, Sir. - Vinci, Commander... 201 00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:48,611 This time, I'll bring glory to our country. 202 00:17:48,695 --> 00:17:50,280 Well said, good comrade! 203 00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:52,115 - Good comrade, well said! - Yes! 204 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,585 Are you insane?! 205 00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:06,504 You sent a butcher to find a dinosaur? 206 00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,508 He used to be a fine agent. 207 00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:11,593 Fine my arse! 208 00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:13,887 You think I'm stupid? 209 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:17,098 He hasn't worked in ages! Who knows if he can still fire a gun. 210 00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:21,352 Commander Chen, you can rest assured! 211 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,566 If I sent him in, I know the score. 212 00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:30,778 You certainly know the score. 213 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,531 Only you know what's going on in that head of yours. 214 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:38,745 I reckon since the dinosaur bones were stolen in Shenyang, 215 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:40,997 this should be dealt with by us Northerners. 216 00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:45,418 After all is said and done, you just don't trust me! 217 00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,712 That's right! I don't trust you. 218 00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,756 I've sent my own people to investigate. 219 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:52,675 I'll definitely catch whoever stole the skull. 220 00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:54,719 Then there's nothing for us to discuss. 221 00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:57,764 Our guest is leaving. Please. 222 00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:32,507 This man has now vanished from the face of the earth! 223 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,468 Head to Hong Kong at once. 224 00:19:35,552 --> 00:19:37,929 Give these files to a man named Double-Oh Sevin. 225 00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:40,473 Find a chance and dispose of him! 226 00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:52,318 MOONRAKER 227 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,789 CRASH COURSE IN SOCIAL ENGLISH 228 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,586 PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA: SPY HANDBOOK 1965 229 00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,752 HAVE IDEALS, HAVE CULTURE, HAVE ORDER 230 00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:48,309 Right! Yes, well... I have a room booking. 231 00:21:49,352 --> 00:21:51,104 May I have your name, please? 232 00:21:51,271 --> 00:21:53,857 My name is Ling Ling Chat. 233 00:21:56,568 --> 00:21:58,820 I do apologise. I can't find your name. 234 00:21:59,362 --> 00:22:01,739 What? Is that so? 235 00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:03,700 Please take another look. 236 00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:08,413 Oh! I'm sorry. You haven't booked the Regent Hotel. 237 00:22:08,496 --> 00:22:10,498 You've booked the Regent Motel. 238 00:22:13,418 --> 00:22:14,919 Shit! 239 00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:30,727 Boss, since you're so cool, wearing a hat and stuff, 240 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:32,187 it'll be 70 for the room. 241 00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:34,606 Check out before 12 every day, alright? 242 00:22:43,406 --> 00:22:44,574 Oi? 243 00:22:44,782 --> 00:22:46,659 It's more fun with 3D specs. 244 00:22:46,743 --> 00:22:47,911 Really? 245 00:22:52,832 --> 00:22:54,375 Well? How was it? 246 00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:57,837 - Fine. Not really my bag, though. - Then do you want a whore? 247 00:22:57,921 --> 00:22:59,172 Sure. How's the quality? 248 00:22:59,255 --> 00:23:01,925 Northern belle or local hire. Full service, 150 bucks. 249 00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:05,011 - Let's try a local hire. - Sure. 250 00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:07,680 - Missus, what are you doing? - Taking your trousers off. 251 00:23:07,764 --> 00:23:09,557 - How come? - You want local, right? 252 00:23:09,641 --> 00:23:11,226 I'm famous around here. 253 00:23:25,365 --> 00:23:28,868 MIDDAY. MEET AT THE TRIANGLE PARK. SIGN IS A RED ROSE. 254 00:23:49,264 --> 00:23:50,598 So it's you? 255 00:23:54,811 --> 00:23:57,647 Well? You weren't followed, were you? 256 00:23:57,730 --> 00:24:00,066 Food's here! Food's here! C'mon now! 257 00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:01,943 Time to eat...! 258 00:24:02,277 --> 00:24:03,319 C'mon... 259 00:24:03,945 --> 00:24:05,029 Eat up! 260 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:36,561 Hong Kong's full of pretty girls. 261 00:24:41,774 --> 00:24:43,526 I can tell you're kind-hearted. 262 00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:45,904 You regularly feed the dogs, don't you? 263 00:24:46,613 --> 00:24:49,199 - Oh? You like to paint? - Yes, what about you? 264 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:51,492 Not particularly. 265 00:24:51,576 --> 00:24:53,203 I slaughter pigs. 266 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:58,833 What song? 267 00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:02,086 'Lee Heung-Lan'. 268 00:25:02,879 --> 00:25:07,050 Oh, Jacky Cheung's 'Lee Heung-Lan'. I know it, but I'm not familiar. 269 00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:09,636 - I'm more familiar with Lee Heung-Kam. - Really? 270 00:25:09,719 --> 00:25:11,137 My name is Lee Heung-Kam! 271 00:25:11,304 --> 00:25:12,388 You're Lee Heung-Kam? 272 00:25:12,639 --> 00:25:13,932 Yeah! I'm Lee Heung-Kam. 273 00:25:16,643 --> 00:25:18,311 You're Lee Heung-Kam... 274 00:25:19,646 --> 00:25:21,481 Then Lee Heung-Lan must be your mum. 275 00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:24,067 Yeah! Lee Heung-Lan really is my mum! 276 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:30,365 Lee Heung-Lan is your mum... 277 00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:35,036 - Do you smoke? - I don't. 278 00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:36,454 Come out. 279 00:25:38,248 --> 00:25:39,415 Come out! 280 00:25:41,835 --> 00:25:44,045 You don't smoke but there's a cigarette butt. 281 00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:47,715 The cabinet door's also ajar. Clearly, a third person's hiding inside! 282 00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:49,300 Stay back, it's dangerous. 283 00:25:49,384 --> 00:25:50,510 Come out...! 284 00:25:54,264 --> 00:25:55,807 Do you smoke Kents? 285 00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:57,767 Hello, how'd you know? 286 00:25:57,851 --> 00:26:00,019 You dropped the cigarette butt yourself. 287 00:26:02,939 --> 00:26:05,024 C'mon, put your shoe back on. 288 00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:13,658 After such a long journey, I can't deny I am a bit on edge. 289 00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:17,662 But I can unashamedly say that I'm a superb secret agent. 290 00:26:17,745 --> 00:26:19,455 Give me back my slipper first. 291 00:26:20,206 --> 00:26:21,332 Here. 292 00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:26,087 Having accepted my country's mission, I did come prepared. 293 00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:30,925 Here... Take the Model F40, for example. 294 00:26:31,009 --> 00:26:32,760 On appearances, it's a brick phone. 295 00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:35,096 However, see this platinum mesh here? 296 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:36,472 Truth is... 297 00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:38,474 it's actually an electric shaver. 298 00:26:39,017 --> 00:26:43,354 This is so we can conveniently shave at parties without arousing suspicion. 299 00:26:46,232 --> 00:26:49,402 On appearances, the Model 911 is an electric shaver. Truth is... 300 00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,780 it's actually a hairdryer. 301 00:26:55,617 --> 00:26:57,368 Do you need so many hairdryers?! 302 00:26:58,161 --> 00:27:01,039 A hairdryer is only what it is on the surface. Truth is... 303 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:05,084 it's actually an electric shaver. 304 00:27:05,168 --> 00:27:06,669 How do you like them apples? 305 00:27:08,087 --> 00:27:09,797 No wonder you're so handsome! 306 00:27:09,881 --> 00:27:11,090 Don't say it like that. 307 00:27:12,342 --> 00:27:15,220 If you lost your hairdryer, who knows how you'd cope, huh? 308 00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:18,181 That's no obstacle for me. My reputation's no joke. 309 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,475 Actually, these shoes I'm wearing... 310 00:27:21,935 --> 00:27:23,603 they're also hairdryers. 311 00:27:27,732 --> 00:27:30,985 As you know, as a secret agent, appearances are everything. 312 00:27:31,069 --> 00:27:33,488 Ouch! Excuse me... 313 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,157 You wouldn't have two AAs, would you? 314 00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,576 Batteries just went dead. 315 00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:40,245 No. 316 00:27:40,870 --> 00:27:43,414 Forget it, it's fine. I'll take care of it later. 317 00:27:48,294 --> 00:27:51,673 What I really wanna know is what gun does a superb spy like you use. 318 00:27:51,756 --> 00:27:53,132 Can you show me? 319 00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:57,679 I'm not embarrassed to admit this, but guns aren't really my forte. 320 00:27:58,221 --> 00:28:00,431 My expertise is the flying dagger. 321 00:28:00,515 --> 00:28:02,475 'Flying dagger'? 322 00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:04,602 That's right. 323 00:28:04,686 --> 00:28:06,479 'Flying' as in 'flying dagger'. 324 00:28:06,563 --> 00:28:08,523 'Dagger' as in 'flying dagger'. 325 00:28:46,728 --> 00:28:48,479 Amazing. 326 00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:50,148 - Pretty much-- - I got it! 327 00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:51,858 Let's get back on track. 328 00:28:55,069 --> 00:28:57,947 As a spy, you need to have some knowledge of firearms. 329 00:28:58,823 --> 00:29:01,659 This is a UFO Rifle, suitable for long-range sniping. 330 00:29:01,743 --> 00:29:03,203 Range is 200 metres. 331 00:29:03,286 --> 00:29:07,207 This is called the 224 Li'l Spittoon, my own custom ammunition. 332 00:29:07,707 --> 00:29:09,083 I love the name. 333 00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:10,835 - .357 Magnum revolver. - So cool. 334 00:29:10,919 --> 00:29:12,670 Even comes with incendiary bullets. 335 00:29:12,754 --> 00:29:14,297 Can this take out a dinosaur? 336 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:17,509 We'll have to shoot one to find out. 337 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,598 Chinese-produced PPK, standard issue for Mainland spies. 338 00:29:23,681 --> 00:29:25,058 Range is 120 metres. 339 00:29:25,141 --> 00:29:28,311 Its drawback is how loud it is, but use it with this silencer 340 00:29:28,394 --> 00:29:30,146 and you can kill without a sound. 341 00:29:38,363 --> 00:29:41,991 These silencers... I wonder what they stuff 'em with. 342 00:29:43,326 --> 00:29:44,827 I think... it's cotton maybe? 343 00:29:45,995 --> 00:29:47,372 Just cheap cotton?! 344 00:29:48,331 --> 00:29:50,083 Wonder if toilet paper works, then. 345 00:29:52,585 --> 00:29:54,796 You sure are handsome for a sucker! 346 00:29:56,130 --> 00:29:58,174 I can't see anything in there... 347 00:30:02,762 --> 00:30:04,138 Neat little thing. 348 00:30:05,515 --> 00:30:07,016 Wonder if it fits this one. 349 00:30:09,894 --> 00:30:11,771 Turns out it does fit mine! 350 00:30:11,855 --> 00:30:13,189 Can I test it out? 351 00:30:13,773 --> 00:30:15,441 Sure, how do you wanna test it? 352 00:30:15,984 --> 00:30:19,404 It's pouring down... Why don't I shut the windows first? 353 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:36,004 - What happened? Whoa, you've been shot! - I... was testing the gun... 354 00:30:36,087 --> 00:30:38,339 This is a reverse gun. It shoots in reverse! 355 00:30:38,423 --> 00:30:41,801 - Why didn't you say so?! - The blood keeps spurting out... Hold on. 356 00:30:50,351 --> 00:30:52,604 - What happened?! - I was testing the gun. 357 00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:54,814 Got you again? Why didn't you ask first?! 358 00:30:54,898 --> 00:30:56,482 This gun's name is Tricky Dick. 359 00:30:56,566 --> 00:30:59,903 After shooting backwards, it shoots forwards. It alternates...! 360 00:30:59,986 --> 00:31:01,196 Why didn't you say so? 361 00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:04,532 The blood keeps spurting out. Here, stick a bandage on it. C'mon. 362 00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:26,054 Kam... why are you all sweaty? 363 00:31:26,471 --> 00:31:27,472 I was taking a bath. 364 00:31:27,972 --> 00:31:29,182 Where's Double-Oh Sevin? 365 00:31:29,766 --> 00:31:32,685 Still here. But don't worry! I'll complete my mission soon. 366 00:31:32,769 --> 00:31:35,021 Don't take action yet. Our plans have changed. 367 00:31:35,104 --> 00:31:37,524 Kill him when you get to Lai Yau-Wai's house. 368 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:40,568 This way we can pin it on Lai. 369 00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:42,862 We'll also be completely free of suspicion. 370 00:31:42,946 --> 00:31:44,155 Wait one more day. 371 00:31:44,864 --> 00:31:46,115 Wait another day?! 372 00:31:46,533 --> 00:31:48,868 Hmm? Why are you covered in blood?! 373 00:31:49,869 --> 00:31:52,247 No, I was brushing my teeth. Bleeding gums. 374 00:31:52,330 --> 00:31:54,582 What are you using for a toothbrush? A broom?! 375 00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:57,043 How are you? 376 00:31:58,419 --> 00:31:59,587 Hi, Double-Oh Sevin! 377 00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:04,300 Commander! I'm so happy I can even see you in the shitter! 378 00:32:04,801 --> 00:32:07,470 Well? How are you two getting along? 379 00:32:07,554 --> 00:32:10,014 Good. Kam's a nice person and doesn't put on airs. 380 00:32:10,098 --> 00:32:11,266 Perfect as a friend. 381 00:32:11,349 --> 00:32:13,017 Kam? What do you think of me? 382 00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:15,270 You're handsome and that's about it. 383 00:32:15,353 --> 00:32:16,896 There's more. You'll find out. 384 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:19,232 I hope you complete your mission soon. 385 00:32:19,315 --> 00:32:20,859 - Yes, Sir. - Understood. 386 00:32:26,739 --> 00:32:28,867 Kam? Here's your gun back. 387 00:32:29,576 --> 00:32:30,577 Thanks. 388 00:32:30,660 --> 00:32:32,495 Hold still. Allow me. 389 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:35,832 Save the Band-Aid for yourself! I'm fine. Thank you. 390 00:32:35,915 --> 00:32:37,166 Hear me out. 391 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,377 Don't go randomly testing guns from now on. 392 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,756 I like testing guns. That a problem?! 393 00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:54,142 - Waiter? - Yes? 394 00:32:54,225 --> 00:32:56,269 Aren't you famous for your tofu pudding? 395 00:32:56,352 --> 00:32:57,854 - That's right. - It stinks. 396 00:32:57,937 --> 00:32:59,439 It's famous for being stinky. 397 00:32:59,522 --> 00:33:03,151 Then can you please bring me something famous for being delicious? 398 00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:04,903 - Still tofu pudding. - Seriously? 399 00:33:04,986 --> 00:33:06,070 Yeah. 400 00:33:06,154 --> 00:33:09,324 Eat it as you would stinky tofu, the feeling will be immaculate. 401 00:33:12,452 --> 00:33:14,495 - Bring me some fried ones, then. - Sure. 402 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,209 Hong Kong shopping centres have it all, huh? 403 00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:20,877 Yeah... 404 00:33:21,294 --> 00:33:22,921 Are your gunshot wounds alright? 405 00:33:23,671 --> 00:33:25,006 They're only flesh wounds. 406 00:33:25,673 --> 00:33:27,634 Don't go randomly testing guns anymore. 407 00:33:28,635 --> 00:33:30,553 Should've studied the blade under you! 408 00:33:30,762 --> 00:33:32,889 I wouldn't dare to teach...! 409 00:33:32,972 --> 00:33:34,641 I will tell you this, though. 410 00:33:34,724 --> 00:33:37,227 The true way of the blade doesn't use the hands. 411 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:39,020 Guess what it does use. 412 00:33:39,103 --> 00:33:40,647 It uses qi, the life force. 413 00:33:41,189 --> 00:33:43,441 As they say, 'Command the blade as qi does'. 414 00:33:43,525 --> 00:33:47,278 At the highest level, nothing on this mortal realm can't be cleaved in two. 415 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,949 I'll prove it with a table knife. 416 00:33:51,032 --> 00:33:53,826 Hey, it's fine! Just eat. 417 00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:57,455 Kam... from the look on your face, you're not still mad at me, are you? 418 00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:00,291 Don't be silly! How could I not be mad at you? 419 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,126 I'm so mad at you! 420 00:34:02,210 --> 00:34:04,838 That can't be right. How mad are we talking here? 421 00:34:07,507 --> 00:34:09,676 So mad I could shoot you right now. 422 00:34:12,512 --> 00:34:15,139 - Kiddo! What's all this?! - Calm down! Calm down...! 423 00:34:15,223 --> 00:34:16,975 Can't you tell I'm an artist? 424 00:34:17,058 --> 00:34:18,977 I'm on the hunt for themes of love. 425 00:34:19,060 --> 00:34:22,480 The way you looked just now, lovers bathing in the river of love. 426 00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:24,816 I couldn't control myself and took a photo. 427 00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,568 I hope you don't mind. 428 00:34:43,543 --> 00:34:45,545 That photo's a present from me, yeah? 429 00:34:46,087 --> 00:34:48,006 I'll keep this one. Thanks, you two. 430 00:34:48,715 --> 00:34:50,258 How could we possibly accept?! 431 00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:52,927 No, thank you. You keep it. 432 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:01,811 Mister? 433 00:35:01,895 --> 00:35:02,896 This be your phlegm? 434 00:35:02,979 --> 00:35:05,023 Oh, yes, yes! That's right. Is there a problem? 435 00:35:05,106 --> 00:35:06,149 Oh, no...! 436 00:35:06,316 --> 00:35:07,984 Just wanted to know for meself. 437 00:35:08,526 --> 00:35:11,029 From your accent, it seems you hail from Hunan. 438 00:35:11,112 --> 00:35:12,238 Aye! 439 00:35:12,322 --> 00:35:14,824 We're fellow townsfolk, then! Where in Hunan? 440 00:35:14,908 --> 00:35:17,785 - Caotou Township, Dongting Lake. - Me, too! 441 00:35:17,869 --> 00:35:21,039 - You coddlin' me?! Which village? - Shangyang Village. 442 00:35:21,122 --> 00:35:23,833 Eh...? We're from there, too! 443 00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:26,669 - Oh, wow! - Fellow countrymen in a foreign land! 444 00:35:26,753 --> 00:35:28,046 Excuse me. Thanks. 445 00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:31,841 Y'know how they kept that barking dog at the gates...? 446 00:35:31,925 --> 00:35:35,803 That was my dog! One day it suddenly went missin'. 447 00:35:35,887 --> 00:35:37,889 Turns out someone killed and ate it. 448 00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:40,767 Its bones were just strewn about the village gates. 449 00:35:40,850 --> 00:35:42,310 What a bleedin' tragedy... 450 00:35:42,393 --> 00:35:45,647 I think you couldn't have done such a brutal act, am I right? 451 00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:47,106 Uh... No, no... 452 00:35:47,190 --> 00:35:48,733 Huh? Why've you gone all red? 453 00:35:48,816 --> 00:35:50,151 I'm not red! Not red... 454 00:35:50,443 --> 00:35:53,238 - Why the awkward laugh? - Not awkward...! 455 00:35:53,321 --> 00:35:55,448 - I suspect it was you, though. - No, no... 456 00:35:55,532 --> 00:35:57,367 - Huh, it really wasn't you?! - No...! 457 00:35:57,450 --> 00:35:58,993 - You really didn't do it?! - Really...! 458 00:35:59,077 --> 00:36:00,703 - It wasn't you?! Was it you?! - It wasn't...! 459 00:36:00,828 --> 00:36:03,331 - I can't thank you enough. - Ah, don't mention it! 460 00:36:03,414 --> 00:36:05,500 What's a meal or two? Why so formal? Eh? 461 00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:06,668 Don't be so formal! 462 00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:11,506 When all's said and done, us Hunanese won't be made the fool! Eh? 463 00:36:11,589 --> 00:36:14,551 The day will come when we return home victorious! 464 00:36:17,011 --> 00:36:18,388 I'll leave you to it, then. 465 00:36:18,471 --> 00:36:21,432 If someday our paths cross again, breakfast will be on me. 466 00:36:21,516 --> 00:36:22,559 Goodbye. 467 00:36:23,142 --> 00:36:24,227 Oi... don't go! 468 00:36:28,231 --> 00:36:29,399 How's this for an idea? 469 00:36:29,482 --> 00:36:32,110 My mates are pickin' up some bits and bobs next door. 470 00:36:32,193 --> 00:36:34,112 When they're back, we'll have a wander! 471 00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:36,281 - No, thanks. We're busy-- - It's fine! 472 00:36:36,364 --> 00:36:38,575 How often does this happen? Stay and chat. 473 00:36:38,658 --> 00:36:41,119 - I need the restroom anyway. - That works, too! 474 00:37:00,889 --> 00:37:03,683 Shush! I won't say it again. 475 00:37:03,766 --> 00:37:05,226 Ya catch that? 476 00:37:16,529 --> 00:37:19,782 Ah, for a Hunanese, aren't you a handsome fella?! 477 00:37:23,578 --> 00:37:27,332 It's obvious you pride yourself in your appearance. 478 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:31,127 Geez, you're more handsome without the hat... 479 00:37:31,211 --> 00:37:33,379 You shouldn't wear hats so much from now on. 480 00:37:33,463 --> 00:37:35,507 I used to wear hats, too. 481 00:37:35,590 --> 00:37:39,928 Then I was told hats make the hair stuffy, you'll easily go bald. 482 00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:44,474 They're just grabbin' a few things... What's takin' so long? 483 00:37:46,643 --> 00:37:47,727 Sonny! 484 00:37:50,063 --> 00:37:52,941 What's the matter, sonny?! Huh? You're mad at Daddy? 485 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:56,319 You're always teasing Daddy. Daddy can't tease you once?! 486 00:38:00,323 --> 00:38:03,201 - Okay, Daddy will buy popcorn. - Really?! Yay! 487 00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:06,454 - Get going! Take that! - Geez, at it again, you brat?! 488 00:38:08,915 --> 00:38:09,916 Let's go. 489 00:38:09,999 --> 00:38:11,459 It hurts...! 490 00:38:16,965 --> 00:38:18,925 I told you to shush. 491 00:38:28,101 --> 00:38:29,435 Oh, they're back. 492 00:38:30,436 --> 00:38:32,230 One punch, take that! 493 00:38:32,730 --> 00:38:33,940 Take that! 494 00:38:34,357 --> 00:38:36,359 Two punches, take that! 495 00:38:40,113 --> 00:38:41,990 Police! Freeze...! 496 00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:52,166 Don't move! 497 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:55,044 We're fellow townsfolk so stick it out with me! 498 00:38:55,128 --> 00:38:57,255 - Don't come any closer! - Motherfucker! 499 00:38:59,632 --> 00:39:00,800 Buddy, you alright?! 500 00:39:00,884 --> 00:39:03,469 Calling Console! Calling Console! Send an ambulance. 501 00:39:03,553 --> 00:39:06,389 A lot of wounded here! Windsor House, fourth floor. Over! 502 00:39:10,643 --> 00:39:11,895 Back off! 503 00:39:11,978 --> 00:39:13,229 Everyone back off! 504 00:39:13,313 --> 00:39:14,564 Stay back! 505 00:39:14,647 --> 00:39:16,232 Stay back or I'll shoot ya! 506 00:39:16,316 --> 00:39:18,484 - Stay back or I'll shoot ya! - Back off! 507 00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:20,612 - Stay back! - That's right! Back off! 508 00:39:22,655 --> 00:39:24,240 - Takky! Takky?! - Stay back...! 509 00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:25,992 - Get back! - I'm begging you... 510 00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:27,076 Back off now! 511 00:39:27,243 --> 00:39:29,537 - Give me back my son, please...! - Back off! 512 00:39:29,621 --> 00:39:30,705 He's my only son... 513 00:39:30,955 --> 00:39:34,667 - I told ya to back off! - He can't die! Give me back my son... 514 00:39:34,751 --> 00:39:36,628 Give me back my son and I'll go away! 515 00:39:36,711 --> 00:39:37,795 I'm begging you... 516 00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:39,631 - Give his son back. - Shut up...! 517 00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:41,716 - Waste him! - My son! 518 00:39:57,357 --> 00:40:00,360 Keep an eye on him! We already have the place under control! 519 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:02,737 Hold still! 520 00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:17,001 Let's go! 521 00:40:32,225 --> 00:40:33,685 Xiong, leg it! 522 00:40:36,437 --> 00:40:39,065 Xiong...?! Leg it...! 523 00:40:43,695 --> 00:40:44,946 Xiong...?! 524 00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:16,186 - Get outta here! - Hurry! 525 00:41:16,269 --> 00:41:17,270 Quickly! 526 00:41:17,896 --> 00:41:19,647 They're coming down! Watch out! 527 00:41:34,454 --> 00:41:36,998 Whoa... a circus act? 528 00:41:45,924 --> 00:41:49,302 I thought I could keep my hands clean, have others wield the knife. 529 00:41:49,511 --> 00:41:51,971 However... my plan failed. 530 00:41:52,055 --> 00:41:53,723 Didn't I give you an order?! 531 00:41:53,973 --> 00:41:55,975 When can you just do as you please?! 532 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:57,685 I know... 533 00:41:57,769 --> 00:42:01,022 but I really want to know what kind of person Double-Oh Sevin is. 534 00:42:01,105 --> 00:42:02,482 Shut your mouth! 535 00:42:02,732 --> 00:42:04,943 What authority do you have to ask me that? 536 00:42:05,026 --> 00:42:07,820 How is what kind of person he is any of your concern?! 537 00:42:07,904 --> 00:42:10,240 Never forget. Your mother was a traitor. 538 00:42:10,323 --> 00:42:12,534 Your father a running dog. Your grandfather a collaborator. 539 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,869 You are a traitorous running dog collaborator! 540 00:42:14,953 --> 00:42:17,121 This is in your nature, it can't be changed! 541 00:42:17,205 --> 00:42:18,957 If I hadn't taken you in back then, 542 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,584 you'd have faced the firing squad with them! 543 00:42:22,126 --> 00:42:25,338 Your life belongs to me! You do whatever I tell you to do! 544 00:42:25,964 --> 00:42:27,465 Is that clear?! 545 00:42:31,094 --> 00:42:32,387 Kam... 546 00:42:32,470 --> 00:42:36,140 I know sometimes your kindness can get the better of you. 547 00:42:36,683 --> 00:42:39,561 You want to know what kind of person Double-Oh Sevin is? 548 00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:41,145 A beast masquerading as a man! 549 00:42:41,896 --> 00:42:44,148 There is no evil he has not already committed. 550 00:42:44,232 --> 00:42:48,319 He raped pregnant women. Molested little girls. 551 00:42:49,112 --> 00:42:51,906 Look how little the little girls were. 552 00:42:52,532 --> 00:42:54,742 How pregnant the pregnant women were. 553 00:42:54,826 --> 00:42:56,578 He defiled all of them. 554 00:42:56,786 --> 00:43:00,665 You're not just doing this for me. You're doing this for the people! 555 00:43:01,249 --> 00:43:02,876 - Any further questions? - No. 556 00:43:03,251 --> 00:43:04,252 Good! 557 00:43:04,335 --> 00:43:07,964 Then proceed as tomorrow planned. Make your move at Lai Yau-Wai's house. 558 00:43:08,047 --> 00:43:09,299 Understood. 559 00:43:22,061 --> 00:43:23,605 Everything alright with you? 560 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,690 - What is it? - Nothing... 561 00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:27,442 You've been in here a while now. 562 00:43:27,525 --> 00:43:31,237 I kept knocking but there was no reply, so I burst in to check it out. 563 00:43:31,321 --> 00:43:33,573 Hey...? Taking a bath? 564 00:43:33,656 --> 00:43:36,451 Yeah. I'm fine, please close the door. 565 00:43:36,534 --> 00:43:37,702 Alright. 566 00:43:39,913 --> 00:43:42,332 I can't believe what happened today... 567 00:43:42,415 --> 00:43:45,251 I meant that you get out and close the door behind you. 568 00:43:46,794 --> 00:43:50,924 Get out...! 569 00:43:54,552 --> 00:43:55,595 What do you want?! 570 00:43:55,678 --> 00:43:56,930 - Wanna do it? - Do what?! 571 00:43:57,013 --> 00:43:58,932 - Funeral donation. - For who?! 572 00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:00,767 - Takky's dad. - Who's Takky's dad?! 573 00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:03,269 The innocent victim at the shopping centre today. 574 00:44:04,229 --> 00:44:05,313 A funeral donation? 575 00:44:05,605 --> 00:44:08,024 Can we ask the press to pass it onto the family? 576 00:44:08,107 --> 00:44:09,150 Probably! 577 00:44:09,234 --> 00:44:11,778 'From anonymous' or 'From the concerned'? 578 00:44:11,861 --> 00:44:12,862 Whatever! 579 00:44:13,196 --> 00:44:16,908 We only met by chance and aren't close. 500 each ought to be enough, yeah? 580 00:44:17,659 --> 00:44:18,660 Your call! 581 00:44:19,035 --> 00:44:21,454 - Can you pay my 500 for me? - You for real...?! 582 00:44:21,788 --> 00:44:23,915 I'll get 500 bucks for this mission. 583 00:44:23,998 --> 00:44:25,500 - I'll pay you back. - Huh...?! 584 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:28,419 Don't sweat it! I won't skimp on a funeral donation. 585 00:45:19,721 --> 00:45:21,723 CAUTION 586 00:45:26,561 --> 00:45:28,855 Alright! Lower it! 587 00:45:28,938 --> 00:45:30,148 Over here, over here. 588 00:45:32,192 --> 00:45:34,986 Easy now! Little more! 589 00:45:35,737 --> 00:45:37,989 These are high-purity explosives. 590 00:45:38,072 --> 00:45:39,908 Have them guarded around the clock. 591 00:45:40,325 --> 00:45:41,534 Yes, Sir! 592 00:45:45,914 --> 00:45:47,916 SEIZE REVOLUTION 593 00:45:54,047 --> 00:45:56,382 Lai Yau-Wai specialises in smuggling artefacts. 594 00:45:56,466 --> 00:45:58,635 He's likely involved in the skull's disappearance. 595 00:45:58,718 --> 00:46:00,178 This is him, hand on his hip. 596 00:46:00,261 --> 00:46:02,472 You'll have to play it by ear. Any questions? 597 00:46:02,555 --> 00:46:04,349 Yeah... 598 00:46:04,432 --> 00:46:06,434 Is your mother really Lee Heung-Lan? 599 00:46:06,518 --> 00:46:09,729 From what I understand, she was a traitor. 600 00:46:12,106 --> 00:46:15,527 - Sorry, pretend I didn't say anything. - It's almost time. Let's go. 601 00:46:16,236 --> 00:46:19,364 Kam? If we complete our mission tonight, I'll be on my way, 602 00:46:19,447 --> 00:46:21,616 so can I get you anything as a parting gift? 603 00:46:21,699 --> 00:46:23,117 - No, thanks. - I insist. 604 00:46:23,201 --> 00:46:24,494 White roses. 605 00:46:26,788 --> 00:46:28,581 Maybe I'll be getting you some. 606 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,753 If we have time later tonight, 607 00:46:33,837 --> 00:46:36,256 why don't we explore Hong Kong's karaoke bars? 608 00:46:36,339 --> 00:46:38,508 I'll keep in contact when you're inside. 609 00:46:38,842 --> 00:46:42,428 You'd never guess, but when I sing, I sound exactly like Jacky Cheung. 610 00:46:42,512 --> 00:46:44,138 See my Adam's apple vibrate? 611 00:46:44,222 --> 00:46:47,058 Here's the key to the backdoor. Quickly, there's no time. 612 00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:49,936 I'll sing you a song. I'll do your mum 'Lee Heung-Lan'. 613 00:46:50,019 --> 00:46:52,814 Listen up! I'm not with you because I want to. 614 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:55,567 Don't mention Lee Heung-Lan to me. Don't sing to me! 615 00:46:55,650 --> 00:46:57,694 I don't wanna hear your shit! 616 00:47:00,196 --> 00:47:03,533 I really admire this love-hate personality of yours. 617 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,871 This key? I don't need it. 618 00:47:07,954 --> 00:47:10,039 Beneath my feet is no ordinary briefcase. 619 00:47:10,123 --> 00:47:12,333 It's the mightiest of briefcases: Samsomight. 620 00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:15,837 It can send me both safely and gracefully inside Lai Yau-Wai's home. 621 00:47:17,881 --> 00:47:23,261 Samsomight...! 622 00:47:26,431 --> 00:47:28,641 Hmm?! Why are you here?! What are you doing?! 623 00:47:28,725 --> 00:47:31,269 What am I doing? What are you doing? 624 00:47:32,353 --> 00:47:35,523 Forgot to adjust the angle. That's why it just goes up and down. 625 00:47:35,732 --> 00:47:36,858 It'll work now. 626 00:47:39,235 --> 00:47:40,278 Samso... 627 00:47:45,617 --> 00:47:47,911 The door's open. Go in. 628 00:47:49,412 --> 00:47:51,289 Kam, my reputation's no joke-- 629 00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:53,875 - Wipe up the blood first. - Sure, that works, too. 630 00:47:54,751 --> 00:47:58,213 Looks like the position's a bit off. I just need to readjust. 631 00:48:00,798 --> 00:48:04,385 - Hey, can you not waste my time?! - It'll work. Give me another chance. 632 00:48:05,345 --> 00:48:10,892 Samsomight...! 633 00:48:23,446 --> 00:48:25,490 Dry Martini, thanks. 634 00:48:34,332 --> 00:48:37,252 What are you gawking at? Bring me another one! Gawker... 635 00:48:37,335 --> 00:48:40,296 Unbelievable... Let's just gawk...! Really... 636 00:48:44,592 --> 00:48:46,302 Well, Sevin? What's the situation? 637 00:48:46,970 --> 00:48:48,096 Dangerously stacked. 638 00:48:48,179 --> 00:48:51,683 The guests look fierce as bazookas, but they're also warm as milk jugs. 639 00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:53,768 You wouldn't believe me if I told you... 640 00:48:55,144 --> 00:48:56,646 Sir, what would you like? 641 00:48:56,729 --> 00:48:58,523 Uh... I'll help myself, thanks. 642 00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:12,579 Mr Lai, telephone. 643 00:49:14,289 --> 00:49:15,415 Hello? 644 00:49:25,091 --> 00:49:26,551 Target sighted. 645 00:49:40,982 --> 00:49:43,610 Alright, listen carefully. With the bones, you-- 646 00:49:47,363 --> 00:49:50,074 Listen up, I'll go through it one more time. 647 00:49:50,158 --> 00:49:53,620 Sweat down the pork bones a bit first to render the fat. 648 00:49:53,703 --> 00:49:55,955 Then slow cook the fish maw for an hour. 649 00:49:56,039 --> 00:49:59,834 - So when are you coming for soup? - Geez... don't bug me with this stuff! 650 00:49:59,918 --> 00:50:01,377 My wife's in the other room! 651 00:50:01,753 --> 00:50:03,004 Romário passes to Bebeto! 652 00:50:03,087 --> 00:50:07,008 Bebeto skilfully breaks the defence and shoots right into the back of the net! 653 00:50:10,428 --> 00:50:12,847 Sevin, status? You hear anything? 654 00:50:15,391 --> 00:50:18,102 I believe a Bebeto stole the dinosaur skull, 655 00:50:18,186 --> 00:50:21,814 skilfully breaking the defence and shooting right into the net. 656 00:50:21,898 --> 00:50:24,067 The signal here's too weak, though. 657 00:50:24,150 --> 00:50:28,404 Currently thinking if I can dig a tunnel to his sofa so I can listen in on him. 658 00:50:29,572 --> 00:50:32,825 Sevin, cut the crap. Go somewhere with a better signal. 659 00:50:34,369 --> 00:50:39,249 There's radio interference wherever I go. I just can't make out what Lai's saying. 660 00:50:42,669 --> 00:50:45,880 Sevin... try going somewhere less crowded. 661 00:50:47,632 --> 00:50:49,884 It's less crowded around the piano out front. 662 00:50:54,430 --> 00:50:55,849 Head over and give it a go. 663 00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:57,684 Alright. 664 00:51:08,069 --> 00:51:09,737 I still can't get a clear signal. 665 00:51:10,029 --> 00:51:12,657 Quit fidgeting. Sit still. It'll work. 666 00:51:14,409 --> 00:51:15,827 Dead on. 667 00:51:16,953 --> 00:51:20,123 Sitting here by myself, I can't help but feel a bit embarrassed. 668 00:51:20,456 --> 00:51:23,334 I thought you loved to sing. Why don't you sing something? 669 00:51:24,294 --> 00:51:25,420 Not a bad idea. 670 00:51:49,861 --> 00:51:52,947 Cold of night... 671 00:51:53,489 --> 00:51:57,076 Da dee da da da da... photo tight. 672 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,370 Forgot the words to that part. 673 00:51:59,621 --> 00:52:02,123 The past I still moan... 674 00:52:02,624 --> 00:52:05,168 Frozen like stone. 675 00:52:05,251 --> 00:52:10,340 I see only you in sepia tone... 676 00:52:13,968 --> 00:52:16,721 Like blooms that aren't bold. 677 00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:23,144 Or an ice not cold. 678 00:52:24,729 --> 00:52:27,941 Or maybe they're endless words... 679 00:52:28,024 --> 00:52:31,361 I can never be told... 680 00:52:34,781 --> 00:52:39,077 Perhaps it's the wine... 681 00:52:39,994 --> 00:52:44,499 Does my heart still pine...? 682 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:50,129 Could this be a sign...? 683 00:52:55,635 --> 00:52:56,928 Well? How was it? 684 00:52:57,595 --> 00:52:58,596 So-so. 685 00:52:59,138 --> 00:53:00,932 Give me a critique at least. 686 00:53:01,015 --> 00:53:02,725 Tune was a little off. 687 00:53:14,195 --> 00:53:16,239 You're in a class of your own. 688 00:53:20,994 --> 00:53:23,246 You snuck up on me using kung fu. 689 00:53:23,329 --> 00:53:25,874 Looks like you're no ordinary woman. 690 00:53:25,957 --> 00:53:27,709 I'm not afraid to tell you... 691 00:53:28,126 --> 00:53:30,795 but I'm actually waiting for a very important man. 692 00:53:30,879 --> 00:53:33,464 I think this is someone you're also acquainted with. 693 00:53:35,758 --> 00:53:37,802 Sorry. No comment. 694 00:53:38,970 --> 00:53:41,347 I never put anyone in a compromising position... 695 00:53:41,431 --> 00:53:44,058 but there's something I really want to tell you. 696 00:53:44,475 --> 00:53:46,227 I admire you so much... 697 00:54:13,922 --> 00:54:15,215 Whoa! 698 00:55:00,510 --> 00:55:01,761 Kam, do you copy?! 699 00:55:01,845 --> 00:55:05,098 It's very dangerous here! A lot of killers hiding who knows where! 700 00:55:23,783 --> 00:55:25,743 A fish in a barrel? 701 00:56:06,034 --> 00:56:07,535 I took a bullet. 702 00:56:09,621 --> 00:56:11,289 How are you up and about, then?! 703 00:56:12,582 --> 00:56:14,459 Luckily, I have my bulletproof vest. 704 00:56:15,043 --> 00:56:17,045 Shame I don't have bulletproof trousers. 705 00:56:24,093 --> 00:56:25,094 For you... 706 00:56:26,804 --> 00:56:28,890 What? Where'd you get those?! 707 00:56:29,057 --> 00:56:30,808 Plucked them before I escaped. 708 00:56:30,892 --> 00:56:33,853 You can't find these just anywhere. Consider yourself lucky. 709 00:56:44,948 --> 00:56:47,909 Do you have to be so serious? You're crazy... 710 00:56:47,992 --> 00:56:50,954 Hey, how'd you know? A lot of people say that about me... 711 00:56:51,037 --> 00:56:54,832 The Man with the Golden Gun's goons are still here. Start the car. Quickly! 712 00:56:58,503 --> 00:56:59,504 What's that?! 713 00:57:07,428 --> 00:57:10,181 Don't be afraid! I'm here! Calm down. 714 00:57:11,099 --> 00:57:13,601 You're crippled so sit down! Leave it to me! 715 00:57:22,068 --> 00:57:24,112 - Ram that mother...! - Ram your mama...! 716 00:57:33,162 --> 00:57:35,248 Slipped through my fingers this time! 717 00:57:53,141 --> 00:57:54,184 You okay? 718 00:57:55,143 --> 00:57:57,353 Do you have gauze, cotton, and scissors? 719 00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:06,821 I do. 720 00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:21,044 - Couldn't find the scissors! - No need. 721 00:58:25,548 --> 00:58:29,427 The bullet's lodged in my femur... putting pressure on my aorta, 722 00:58:29,511 --> 00:58:31,429 propped against my trigeminal nerve. 723 00:58:32,222 --> 00:58:34,349 My left brain's going numb from hypoxia... 724 00:58:34,432 --> 00:58:36,643 the right side of my body is entering paralysis. 725 00:58:37,852 --> 00:58:40,855 Have to open up the wound, extract the bullet. 726 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:47,195 Allow me. 727 00:58:53,743 --> 00:58:58,331 This blade was the legendary swordsmiths Gan Jiang and Mo Ye's kitchen knife. 728 00:58:58,414 --> 00:59:00,166 Cast from Tian Shan Cosmic Iron. 729 00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:03,002 Net weight is 7 times 7 catties, 16 taels, 4 ounces. 730 00:59:03,545 --> 00:59:05,964 Normal folks have a hard time lifting it. 731 00:59:08,424 --> 00:59:10,218 This is a real test of skill... 732 00:59:10,301 --> 00:59:12,887 because you must avoid all nerves and blood vessels. 733 00:59:13,763 --> 00:59:16,015 - Open the wound for me. - Huh? 734 00:59:16,099 --> 00:59:17,642 Can't handle it? 735 00:59:17,725 --> 00:59:18,935 I can handle it. 736 00:59:19,936 --> 00:59:21,479 Can you see the bullet? 737 00:59:21,980 --> 00:59:23,022 The black one?! 738 00:59:23,106 --> 00:59:26,568 Nah... the black one's a stupid tendon, just ignore him! Further up. 739 00:59:26,651 --> 00:59:28,903 - It's white? - Yeah, the white part is bone! 740 00:59:28,987 --> 00:59:31,239 The silver bit next to it is the bullet. 741 00:59:31,322 --> 00:59:33,366 I can see it! It's in deep! 742 00:59:36,744 --> 00:59:38,246 Chisel it out for me. 743 00:59:38,329 --> 00:59:39,998 - 'Chisel'?! - Chisel. 744 00:59:40,290 --> 00:59:41,332 Chisel like this?! 745 00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:42,584 How else do you chisel? 746 00:59:42,876 --> 00:59:44,294 Don't you need anaesthetic?! 747 00:59:44,377 --> 00:59:45,420 I do. 748 00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:48,131 Hit 'play'. 749 00:59:53,803 --> 00:59:55,889 - Is this the wrong tape? - No. 750 00:59:55,972 --> 00:59:58,600 This is called 'Divert the Eyes, Distract the Heart'! 751 00:59:58,683 --> 01:00:01,811 This is called 'doggy style'. Don't take me for a fool! 752 01:00:01,895 --> 01:00:03,855 I'm referring to my technique... 753 01:00:03,938 --> 01:00:07,609 legendary physician Hua To's method of anaesthesia used in ancient times. 754 01:00:08,610 --> 01:00:12,822 Tales tell of Guan Yu absorbed in a game of chess as poison was scraped from his bones. 755 01:00:12,906 --> 01:00:17,160 Today, Double-Oh Sevin is focused on a porno as bullet is chiselled from bone. 756 01:00:17,243 --> 01:00:18,411 Begin. 757 01:00:20,455 --> 01:00:21,956 You can watch it later. 758 01:00:31,591 --> 01:00:35,261 The bullet's close to the bone. A lot of nerves, too. It'll hurt, hang on! 759 01:00:35,345 --> 01:00:37,096 Whoa, there's even a Black dude... 760 01:00:43,811 --> 01:00:45,271 Why'd you stop? 761 01:00:46,022 --> 01:00:51,152 Oh... I'm concentrating all my blood into one place to avoid excess blood loss. 762 01:00:51,236 --> 01:00:53,154 Focus on the task at hand, keep going. 763 01:00:53,279 --> 01:00:55,990 He's blocking my line of sight. Brush him aside for me. 764 01:00:58,868 --> 01:01:01,079 Yeah! C'mon... Harder... 765 01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:02,413 Hard-- 766 01:01:02,497 --> 01:01:04,249 What's wrong?! Too hard?! 767 01:01:04,332 --> 01:01:07,210 I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the Black dude. 768 01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:11,172 Why's there so much blood?! 769 01:01:11,548 --> 01:01:13,758 Oh, it's fine... You just hit a blood vessel. 770 01:01:14,092 --> 01:01:15,260 What do I do, then?! 771 01:01:16,511 --> 01:01:18,137 Keep watching the porno, okay?! 772 01:01:32,652 --> 01:01:33,903 You can handle it, right? 773 01:01:35,864 --> 01:01:38,575 Chat with me... Ask me some questions... 774 01:01:38,741 --> 01:01:42,495 Just don't let me fall asleep... because I'm afraid I won't wake up. 775 01:01:45,290 --> 01:01:46,291 What's your name? 776 01:01:47,166 --> 01:01:49,085 My name is Double-Oh Sevin. 777 01:01:49,169 --> 01:01:51,045 You can ask some harder ones. 778 01:01:52,005 --> 01:01:53,381 Harder ones...? 779 01:01:54,340 --> 01:01:57,927 There's a farm. There are four times more chickens than ducks. 780 01:01:58,011 --> 01:02:00,430 And there are nine less ducks than pigs. 781 01:02:00,513 --> 01:02:03,183 And the number of ducks and pigs combined is 67. 782 01:02:03,266 --> 01:02:07,312 So how many legs do all the animals on the farm have in total? 783 01:02:07,395 --> 01:02:09,314 Why don't I ask you questions instead? 784 01:02:09,397 --> 01:02:10,815 Ask away... 785 01:02:14,319 --> 01:02:16,988 The man and the woman in the painting, who are they? 786 01:02:20,325 --> 01:02:21,367 My mum and dad... 787 01:02:21,868 --> 01:02:23,369 Why can't you see their faces? 788 01:02:25,622 --> 01:02:29,334 They died when I was little... I don't really remember them. 789 01:02:32,295 --> 01:02:34,297 So turns out we're both orphans... 790 01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:36,132 No wonder we get along so well... 791 01:02:37,008 --> 01:02:38,301 Kam... 792 01:02:41,054 --> 01:02:42,347 Thanks for everything... 793 01:02:46,226 --> 01:02:48,770 You're welcome... Hang in there, don't die. 794 01:02:52,482 --> 01:02:55,151 C-can you turn down the air-con? I'm a little chilly... 795 01:03:58,047 --> 01:03:59,048 Sevin? 796 01:04:02,427 --> 01:04:04,804 Sevin? Sevin?! 797 01:04:06,723 --> 01:04:07,849 Luckily, I have... 798 01:04:11,436 --> 01:04:13,479 When it comes to cauterising a wound... 799 01:04:14,564 --> 01:04:17,275 that's the way to do it. 800 01:04:39,464 --> 01:04:43,468 A .224 Li'l Spittoon bullet... I hear it's custom-made for you. 801 01:04:45,553 --> 01:04:48,014 Where's your UFO long-range sniper rifle? 802 01:04:48,890 --> 01:04:50,892 It must still be in the car outside. 803 01:04:57,065 --> 01:05:00,360 It was you who shot me... am I right? 804 01:05:13,248 --> 01:05:15,083 Why kill me and then save me? 805 01:05:19,629 --> 01:05:22,048 How are you related to the Man with the Golden Gun? 806 01:05:22,131 --> 01:05:23,800 Don't bother. I won't talk. 807 01:05:23,883 --> 01:05:27,887 As a spy, since I failed to kill you, there's only way this ends. Do it! 808 01:05:39,941 --> 01:05:40,942 Fine. 809 01:05:48,324 --> 01:05:50,493 So close and still couldn't make the shot... 810 01:05:51,369 --> 01:05:53,079 What a terrible shot. 811 01:05:55,790 --> 01:05:57,083 Can't help it... 812 01:06:02,672 --> 01:06:06,384 Don't bother me with all this bloodshed... I'm better off watching pornos. 813 01:06:18,396 --> 01:06:20,398 Pretend we never met. 814 01:06:41,461 --> 01:06:42,629 Sevin...? 815 01:06:42,712 --> 01:06:45,507 Sevin! Don't go! You can't go back! 816 01:06:45,590 --> 01:06:48,718 The Man with the Golden Gun's the commander! The dinosaur skull-- 817 01:06:50,303 --> 01:06:51,471 How come you're taller? 818 01:06:53,097 --> 01:06:55,225 So you're finally telling the truth? 819 01:07:00,438 --> 01:07:02,690 You're a lot thinner in person! 820 01:07:02,941 --> 01:07:05,944 Can't put food on the table as a traitor? How can that be...? 821 01:07:15,912 --> 01:07:18,039 Miss, got a Band-Aid? 822 01:07:18,122 --> 01:07:20,625 Looking at you, you're really so damn cute. 823 01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:23,503 No wonder Commander Chen died at your hands. 824 01:07:23,586 --> 01:07:27,382 I'd like to see your commander. Could you please show the way? 825 01:07:43,648 --> 01:07:46,776 Did you know Kam sold out our country?! 826 01:07:48,945 --> 01:07:50,029 I didn't. 827 01:07:50,113 --> 01:07:52,782 The country put its faith in her, and she-- 828 01:07:52,866 --> 01:07:56,286 - Who was it that shot you?! - I think the Man with the Golden Gun did. 829 01:07:56,369 --> 01:07:59,956 - What about Kam?! Where is she?! - I don't know, she's disappeared. 830 01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:05,211 What a blunder! The enemy is too cunning! Truly everywhere at once! 831 01:08:05,295 --> 01:08:07,714 Oh...! How is your wound? 832 01:08:07,797 --> 01:08:11,217 - It should be alright... - What are you saying? You're bleeding! 833 01:08:11,301 --> 01:08:12,760 Here, sign this. 834 01:08:12,844 --> 01:08:16,347 Now head to the hospital and see a doctor. Your recovery matters! 835 01:08:16,431 --> 01:08:18,683 - Guard? To the hospital at once. - Yes, Sir! 836 01:08:18,933 --> 01:08:20,351 Worry about nothing else. 837 01:08:22,312 --> 01:08:23,438 This way. 838 01:08:52,467 --> 01:08:55,595 What are you gawking at? Over here! We've been waiting for you. 839 01:08:56,012 --> 01:08:57,680 A firing squad at this hour? 840 01:08:57,764 --> 01:09:00,350 - Oi, let's go another way. - No need. We're here. 841 01:09:03,937 --> 01:09:04,938 Hey? 842 01:09:06,606 --> 01:09:07,815 It's got a weight to it. 843 01:09:07,899 --> 01:09:09,734 Hey? What's going on? 844 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:12,237 - What's going on? - Nothing, nothing! 845 01:09:12,403 --> 01:09:16,241 'Nothing', he says with a straight face. Hey, it's definitely something. Oi?! 846 01:09:16,324 --> 01:09:17,867 Hold still! 847 01:09:17,951 --> 01:09:20,537 - Hey, if it's something, tell me. - You'll be fine. 848 01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:21,871 Double-Oh Sevin! 849 01:09:21,955 --> 01:09:25,208 You signed a confession admitting to smuggling national treasures! 850 01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:28,002 An unpardonable crime, there will be no trial! 851 01:09:28,086 --> 01:09:29,921 Immediate execution by firing squad! 852 01:09:33,925 --> 01:09:35,093 Back in line! 853 01:09:35,844 --> 01:09:38,513 Now, hold on a minute, I'm innocent! 854 01:09:38,847 --> 01:09:41,015 I never read any national security secrets! 855 01:09:41,099 --> 01:09:44,227 You need to live life with a conscience... 856 01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:46,479 Everyone knows I'm blind! 857 01:09:47,146 --> 01:09:51,776 How absurd, accusing a blind man of reading national secrets?! 858 01:09:56,906 --> 01:09:57,907 Fellow comrades! 859 01:09:57,991 --> 01:10:00,201 I'm good friends with Secretary Chen, we have tea together! 860 01:10:00,285 --> 01:10:03,997 - Wait...! Wait! - Wait... 861 01:10:04,789 --> 01:10:08,293 Secretary Chen's my old man! Kill me, and I'll have him kill you back! 862 01:10:08,376 --> 01:10:09,419 Ready! 863 01:10:10,128 --> 01:10:11,921 Big Brother...! 864 01:10:12,005 --> 01:10:13,756 No! No...! 865 01:10:16,759 --> 01:10:20,054 But I'm so handsome...! 866 01:10:20,138 --> 01:10:23,766 - My little brother...! - I don't wanna die...! 867 01:10:29,355 --> 01:10:30,481 No...! 868 01:10:37,155 --> 01:10:40,325 Fuck you to hell... Such an ugly face! 869 01:10:41,201 --> 01:10:42,452 So ugly, huh?! 870 01:10:44,579 --> 01:10:45,914 That's some good shooting! 871 01:10:52,879 --> 01:10:53,880 Next. 872 01:11:06,017 --> 01:11:10,021 Thirty years of punishing training... It was all for today. 873 01:11:11,523 --> 01:11:12,690 Ready! 874 01:11:16,236 --> 01:11:19,405 Want to kill me: Iron-Foot Water-Walker?! Not so fast! 875 01:11:47,976 --> 01:11:49,018 Ready! 876 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,401 Fire! 877 01:12:01,531 --> 01:12:05,660 Take the container to the freight station at the border within the next 30 minutes. 878 01:12:05,743 --> 01:12:08,246 - The buyer will be there for pickup. - Understood. 879 01:12:08,746 --> 01:12:09,747 Let's go. 880 01:12:18,131 --> 01:12:20,216 Your buyer's already dead. 881 01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:24,721 Don't bother yourself with the skull. We'll take it back to Shenyang ourselves. 882 01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:30,476 If you're smart, turn yourself in! Otherwise, we've got a permit to kill! 883 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:34,731 Man with the Golden Gun... your number two's already in our custody. 884 01:12:34,814 --> 01:12:36,941 Might as well surrender now. 885 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,535 Mother... trumpet! 886 01:12:50,121 --> 01:12:53,333 You call yourself a man?! Luckily, I have my bulletproof vest! 887 01:12:53,416 --> 01:12:56,878 We've been through life and death, and just like that you bite me?! 888 01:12:56,961 --> 01:12:58,379 Fine! bite me, huh?! 889 01:12:58,463 --> 01:12:59,797 Bite him! 890 01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:24,531 I'll be Christmas to you New Year's. Fine, let's team up! 891 01:13:24,614 --> 01:13:26,407 I know where he is. Follow me! 892 01:13:28,493 --> 01:13:30,495 LOYALTY TO THE PARTY, LOVE YOUR COUNTRY 893 01:13:58,314 --> 01:13:59,858 Come on, I've been waiting! 894 01:14:00,233 --> 01:14:01,317 Watch out! 895 01:14:07,323 --> 01:14:10,285 Even with a bulletproof vest, I'll still fill you with lead! 896 01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:33,683 Don't just stare! Time to use our special moves! 897 01:14:37,729 --> 01:14:39,480 'Hard On Flame On'! 898 01:14:40,064 --> 01:14:44,444 Let's see if your armour can withstand my 30 thousand degree 'Hard On Flame On'! 899 01:14:47,030 --> 01:14:48,281 Whoops, my bad! Sorry! 900 01:14:48,448 --> 01:14:52,035 I made instant noodles for supper. Used up your gas and didn't tell you. 901 01:14:52,118 --> 01:14:53,703 So sorry, so sorry! 902 01:15:00,210 --> 01:15:03,713 You boob... I'll even blow your boobs up! Mandible, now it's your turn! 903 01:15:05,507 --> 01:15:07,217 Don't think I'm some pushover. 904 01:15:08,384 --> 01:15:11,471 Iron. Armour. Flying. Fist...! 905 01:15:43,628 --> 01:15:46,256 I gave you an education, made sure you didn't starve. 906 01:15:46,339 --> 01:15:49,634 To think, you betray me for some pork bloke?! 907 01:15:54,055 --> 01:15:57,475 Double-Oh Sevin was just killed by firing squad. 908 01:15:57,559 --> 01:16:01,938 Since you love him so much, I'll send you to him down below! 909 01:16:03,690 --> 01:16:04,691 Sevin?! 910 01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:12,156 Ha! I saw through you right from the start, geezer! 911 01:16:13,867 --> 01:16:16,327 Then why didn't you say anything? 912 01:16:16,411 --> 01:16:17,412 Double-Oh Sevin?! 913 01:16:17,912 --> 01:16:19,122 Sevin, you're okay?! 914 01:16:19,205 --> 01:16:21,875 Enough, I'm fine. Some less generic dialogue, please. 915 01:16:22,166 --> 01:16:24,002 Weren't you facing the firing squad? 916 01:16:24,460 --> 01:16:27,547 Just mentioning it makes me fume. You lost me a hundred bucks! 917 01:16:45,857 --> 01:16:47,192 Go! Shoo, shoo! 918 01:16:59,579 --> 01:17:02,207 'A bent upper beam makes the lower beams crooked'. 919 01:17:02,290 --> 01:17:04,500 Your underling was more corrupt than you! 920 01:17:04,584 --> 01:17:07,712 Yet you stand before 'Loyalty to the Party, Love your country'. 921 01:17:08,046 --> 01:17:12,509 As long as China has a monster like you, the people will never lead a good life. 922 01:17:12,592 --> 01:17:14,594 Today... I will cut you down to size. 923 01:17:15,094 --> 01:17:16,471 You pieces of dead wood?! 924 01:17:16,804 --> 01:17:18,306 'Dead wood'?! 925 01:17:19,057 --> 01:17:22,644 I've put a lifetime of effort into combining ten deadly weapons into one. 926 01:17:22,727 --> 01:17:26,981 The Super Weaponator, production code 'Your Life is Mine 3000', 927 01:17:27,065 --> 01:17:28,525 is now finally complete! 928 01:17:28,608 --> 01:17:29,984 Sevin, stand back! 929 01:17:30,068 --> 01:17:31,194 Further! 930 01:17:31,277 --> 01:17:32,529 Even further! 931 01:17:33,029 --> 01:17:34,697 Is that so? 932 01:17:34,781 --> 01:17:36,241 I would love to see it. 933 01:17:36,658 --> 01:17:40,119 'Your Life is Mine 3000'...! 934 01:17:40,995 --> 01:17:45,166 Machete, bike chain, gunpowder, sulphuric acid, poison, 935 01:17:45,667 --> 01:17:48,127 handgun, hand grenade, triangle file! 936 01:17:48,253 --> 01:17:51,589 Each one as unique as the last, now combined into one! 937 01:17:51,673 --> 01:17:53,508 How do you like them apples? 938 01:17:54,217 --> 01:17:56,177 You're better off dead, you nutter. 939 01:17:56,594 --> 01:17:57,595 Oi, not yet! 940 01:18:01,349 --> 01:18:02,350 Vinci?! 941 01:18:02,725 --> 01:18:05,311 Sevin, it's up to you now! 942 01:18:11,609 --> 01:18:13,319 Guess I have no other choice. 943 01:18:15,154 --> 01:18:16,990 I'll face you single-bladedly. 944 01:18:20,451 --> 01:18:21,870 A meat cleaver?! 945 01:18:31,963 --> 01:18:34,215 A meat cleaver...?! 946 01:18:55,778 --> 01:18:57,113 No...! 947 01:19:30,813 --> 01:19:33,233 You fucking brat... 948 01:19:33,316 --> 01:19:34,943 Let's see what you're made of! 949 01:19:35,026 --> 01:19:36,861 Bear witness to my power! 950 01:19:37,195 --> 01:19:38,488 Come on... 951 01:19:59,259 --> 01:20:00,677 What kind of knife is that?! 952 01:20:01,719 --> 01:20:04,138 A meat cleaver. Specially for chopping pigs. 953 01:20:56,191 --> 01:20:58,318 Oi, butcher? Give me five dollars of pork! 954 01:21:01,863 --> 01:21:04,407 I'm not open right now. Come back in an hour. 955 01:21:04,490 --> 01:21:07,827 You sure about that? Reckon you'll last three minutes, butcher. 956 01:21:07,911 --> 01:21:09,871 Not even three hours is enough...! 957 01:21:09,954 --> 01:21:11,539 Sevin, let's do it at home. 958 01:21:11,623 --> 01:21:14,000 We're already here! Besides, atmosphere's nicer. 959 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:15,502 Go! Shoo! 960 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,553 Sevin? We're in big trouble this time...! 961 01:21:25,637 --> 01:21:28,306 Our spy satellite's gone missing in outer space! 962 01:21:28,389 --> 01:21:31,518 It's a national security issue, a billion lives in the balance. 963 01:21:31,601 --> 01:21:34,395 I've been promoted. You don't want me in trouble either! 964 01:21:34,479 --> 01:21:36,648 Give me a hand and come in...! 965 01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:38,107 I'm making love right now. 966 01:21:38,191 --> 01:21:40,527 National security can piss off for now, Vinci! 967 01:21:40,610 --> 01:21:46,074 Geez... how many times have I told you? It's Da Vinci-- 968 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,841 NATIONAL HERO. FROM XIAOPING